1. college: Why should we accept you

    me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*

    college: damn son you in

    10 hours ago  /  33,767 notes  /  Source: testicutie

  2. screaming-towards-apotheosis:

    sebadasstian-stan:

    agentsofthenterprise:

    so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

    THE CHRISIS

    Coming out this Christmas

    (via sherlockian-spockian-who)

    12 hours ago  /  106,721 notes  /  Source: agentsofthenterprise

  3. penguintim:

    kaleloftardis:

    tyleredrose:

    would it kill Moffat to reference anything other than his own writing once in a while

    He referenced The Girl In The Fireplace for most of the episode, shut up

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    (via songofthestarwhale)

    12 hours ago  /  16,483 notes  /  Source: tyleredrose

  4. (via neverloseyourrflames)

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  5. mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

    mercurykiss:

    gentlemanbones:

    camerapits:

    themiracleofmusic:

    oh.

    Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

    Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

    You know what’s great about Minecraft?

    You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

    You know what’s great about legos?

    Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

    (via mariacountedyouout)

    12 hours ago  /  160,643 notes

  6. ohawkguy:

    the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

    (via songofthestarwhale)

    12 hours ago  /  149,681 notes  /  Source: ohawkguy

  7. jaegertechnology:

    lifesneverhumdrum:

    jaegertechnology:

    jaegertechnology:

    jaegertechnology:

    I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

    I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

    LOOK AT THIS

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    FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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    THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

    WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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    WHY

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    im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

    NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

    (via ken-ken-claws)

    14 hours ago  /  222,584 notes  /  Source: kaijuscience

  8. tardistiles:

    sp00kyqueer:

    sp00kyqueer:

    Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

    like

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    it just fucking says one “dime”

    what the fuck is a dime

    how much is it worth

    whose idea was this

    oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

    (via iwearadeathfrisbeenow)

    14 hours ago  /  73,476 notes  /  Source: sp00kyqueer

  9. psiioniic:

    lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

    (via chicken-is-not-my-style)

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  10. voidethered:

    deluxetoaster:

    sonsofsauron:

    deluxetoaster:

    where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

    From inside ourselves.

    fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

    but what about the sixth?

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    19 hours ago  /  62,790 notes  /  Source: deluxetoaster